we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be 

31/7/14   with 16,039 notes



When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel

31/7/14   with 142,410 notes


every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

31/7/14   with 114,185 notes

Oh, fuck me.

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Why did you dress Clyde up like a shark?

30/7/14   with 812 notes


not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

30/7/14   with 274,025 notes

Title: Bobby Newport
Played: 22247 times

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